It's not easy being a phone goddess you know, nor is it my fault when your man calls me. It is fun, and wild, and also boring and tedious :) And yes while technically I am a rent a woman, it is a small part of who I am. So judge me not till you have answered my phone baby!
Brings back memories, especially the pressing up against a wall bit. Don't envy you on this bit of majic, 'She who must be obeyed' got rid of hers & it took YEARS to get over him. She still has flashbacks of being pressed against the wall ........mmmmmmmmmm more…
Maybe it was a wrong number or there was something wrong with the line ?
It's ages since I had a heavy breather phone call. The last time was when I answered the phone in a friends flat in London . Turned out that this guy was from Wales and just wanted a chat while his parents were out hehehe I bet he rang up a huge phone bill for th more…
Just found this blog and delighted to have done so. Thanks for visiting mine. I shall read this properly and at my leisure.
Love the picture you've posted.
very intrigued about your line of work. more…
Recent comments (30)
In response to: "Communication is sooooo important!" 475 days old
by miramaze [Member]
LOL .....
Happy Birthday to you !
:wave:
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In response to: "Communication is sooooo important!" 982 days old
by Teri_R [Member]
LMAO
I too thought it was a myth, but funny anyhoo :)) more…
In response to: "Communication is sooooo important!" 986 days old
by Sienna Pro
I thought that was an Urban Myth? ;) more…
In response to: "Communication is sooooo important!" 989 days old
by phinebooty [Member]
:)) absolutely hilarious. I have seen a variation of this letter in the past more…
In response to: "Must purge myself of him." 1020 days old
by [Visitor]
why stop if its good ? Just enjoy it while it lasts, lifes short, so make the most of the good bits. x x x x x x x x x more…
In response to: "Have you ever just melted into someone?" 1021 days old
by Rent_a_bitch [Member]
That helps lol. Glad to know there is no hope for me. Bad doggie! (my bad about the kitty bit, naughty me!) more…
In response to: "Have you ever just melted into someone?" 1021 days old
by Ozzzy Pro
Brings back memories, especially the pressing up against a wall bit. Don't envy you on this bit of majic, 'She who must be obeyed' got rid of hers & it took YEARS to get over him. She still has flashbacks of being pressed against the wall ........mmmmmmmmmm more…
In response to: "Have you ever just melted into someone?" 1021 days old
by Rent_a_bitch [Member]
Thats a fab idea...if I was smart I would get rid, he is worse than chocolate for a diabetic. more…
In response to: "Have you ever just melted into someone?" 1021 days old
by eggbod [Member]
Or demand he leaves you a dirty voice mail. more…
In response to: "Have you ever just melted into someone?" 1021 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]
you could record one of your conversations with him?? Just a thought... more…
In response to: "Sunny day yet cloudy inside...." 1022 days old
by Rent_a_bitch [Member]
No freebies lover :) more…
In response to: "Sunny day yet cloudy inside...." 1022 days old
by mad-poet [Member]
i think you need help call me more…
In response to: "Sunny day yet cloudy inside...." 1023 days old
by [Visitor]
Aye, sitting home in warmth and peace... I wish my life would be such. more…
In response to: "I hate it when they are hard work on purpose" 1023 days old
by Rent_a_bitch [Member]
Lol thanks, not having much fun this week at all...I am not a happy tart really. more…
In response to: "I hate it when they are hard work on purpose" 1023 days old
by miramaze [Member]
Maybe it was a wrong number or there was something wrong with the line ?
It's ages since I had a heavy breather phone call. The last time was when I answered the phone in a friends flat in London . Turned out that this guy was from Wales and just wanted a chat while his parents were out hehehe I bet he rang up a huge phone bill for th more…
In response to: "Snow White the final part!" 1024 days old
by ThePigg [Member]
I think if Disney made this into a cartoon they'd be on to a winner! more…
In response to: "Just for you Pigg...Snow White Part 1" 1024 days old
by ThePigg [Member]
Soo far I'm much preferring this version to Disneys! more…
In response to: "Snow White the final part!" 1024 days old
by Rent_a_bitch [Member]
Thank you so much! Am about to indulge in your blog as well. more…
In response to: "Snow White the final part!" 1024 days old
by pollygarter [Member]
Just found this blog and delighted to have done so. Thanks for visiting mine. I shall read this properly and at my leisure.
Love the picture you've posted.
very intrigued about your line of work. more…
In response to: "Snow White part 2" 1024 days old
by Rent_a_bitch [Member]
That made me laugh out loud :) more…
In response to: "Snow White part 2" 1025 days old
by mad-poet [Member]
hes behind you oh no he isnt oh yes he is more…
In response to: "Just for you Pigg...Snow White Part 1" 1025 days old
by miramaze [Member]
This is not how I remember the story of Snow White. DO the seven dwarfs appear in part 2 ? And what about the apple and the wicked queen ? !!
* waiting in supspenders * lol more…
In response to: "Thank you so much!" 1026 days old
by Rent_a_bitch [Member]
Thank you, I'm gald you are here too baby:)I'm every woman, sung by Chaka Khan, and redone by Whitney! more…
In response to: "For the story man" 1027 days old
by Rent_a_bitch [Member]
You are very bad :) more…
In response to: "For the story man" 1027 days old
by ThePigg [Member]
I liked Little Red Riding Hood A LOT but think Snow White would a little more interesting ;) more…
In response to: "Thank you so much!" 1027 days old
by miramaze [Member]
LOL .... having 5 children in " slutty " ? I'm afraid I'm not much of slut then with only one. I love the slut in me ... she's great fun,
I for one am glad that you are here , sharing your sluttiness, thoughts and ramblings. MORE !
"I'm every woman" where have I heard that before ? It's a jingle , isn't it ? I watch too more…
In response to: "For the story man" 1027 days old
by Rent_a_bitch [Member]
Did you not like Little Red Riding Hood honey? more…
In response to: "For the story man" 1027 days old
by ThePigg [Member]
Can you do Snow White next week??? more…
In response to: "Meaning of man talk" 1028 days old
by mad-poet [Member]
i know you are out there more…
In response to: "Meaning of man talk" 1028 days old
by miramaze [Member]
You've been spotted , poet !!! more…